Shots Update!

Well this is tomorrow folks and guess what!?
More shots fired in the exact same are as yesterday!? W.T.F.??
Man, this is nuts! These people need to stop.
There was no sirens this time, but I did see the cops speeding past me, and i heard sirens when I pulled off in the distance..wonder if was going there again. Iono but this is just CARAZY!
Peace n gnight...

Shootout in Pinewood!

Man I tell you! Too MUCH GODDAMN PUNKS WIT GUNS IN DIS DAMN COUNTRY MAN!!!!
I mean! Today I was in the Pinewood Gardens area, more specifically off Advocado St. I was doing some work there, all was fine 'n' gravy. Until around 7pm all I heard was BANG!...BANG, BANG,BANG,BANG!!! I thought it was fireworks maybe,as it was so close to me, the house behind me to be more exact. Gunshots...nah...

Silly Me! About 10-15 minutes later the sirens starting sounding off...closer and closer they came and I thought nah, not right behind me..I did hear some noise a few minutes earlier, a woman screaming in the distance, my mind playing tricks on me I thought, dogs barking, and howling...a man saying, "he dead, he dead." Nah a shootout in broad daylight right behind me?..I saw a police officer who lives ext door come home before the incident? Did he call the cops? I dunno? But surely they came , ROOOOOOO,ROOOOOOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOMP, BOOOOOOOOOOOMP, RRRRROOOOOOOOO, WOOWOOWOOOWOOOWOOO...DYAM I THOUGHT.
My wife came to pick me up and said," Man what happened around here? I said, " I heard some shots, I thought it was fireworks!, but obviously it was not!" We swung around the corner behind where I was working...and all you could see was a swarm of police cars! The area taped off and an ambulance..WooooooooooooooooooW!
The wild wild west...yep..this is the life in Bahamas, I wonder if its gonna be in the news tomorrow? I'll let you know...peace..n put the guns away and put up your fists@ gnight..

School Sex, Name Calling, Black Book of Secrets!

We all know about the incident about the school sex between the two students at a private school. The boy was caught with his pants down. literally, and the underage girl was lets say, getting her knees dirty...I mean its all over the papers! FRONT PAGE FOR GOSH SAKES! But what I find amusing is the fact that the P.L.P. says that they want to expose the names of the persons involved and in turn the F.N.M. has responded by saying they will expose the dirty little secrets of the deceased Harl Taylor's (homosexual) little black Book of Names. Now C'MON people! What are we CHILDREN?!
This FOOLISHNESS HAS GOT TO STOP! It's like two school kids rowing! If you tell on me, I'm gonna tell on you.. SHAME I SAY! SHAME!!!
Why not just EXPOSE EVERYBODY I SAY!!! LET IT ALL OUT THE BAG, OPEN THE CAN OF WORMS, BECAUSE I DON'T AGREE WITH NONE!! Man , I wish I could get my grubby paws on that book though...
do I smell a Publisher's deal?? hehehehhe.., "Bahamian Politicians, UNDERGROUND!!!" MUjajjajajajaaa...

Ellen Degeneres

Now that a California court has overturned a ban on gay marriages ( God only knows why) , lesbian couple Ellen and Portia de Rossi are planning to get married A.S.A.P. While I do not condone homosexuality ( I beleive in God) who am I to judge? Well all I can say is pffft... :p

Good luck to them, I wonder how they make whoopie??...Oh nevermind...lol....

BAD DRIVER!!!

MAN IF U CAN'T DRIVE, GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD!!!!

This guy deserves to have his licence revoked! But he probably got one out of a cracker jack box, as he almost caused a MAJOR ACCIDENT in front of your boy today! I was on the light by Prince Charles and Seabreeze heading East , when this IGNORAMOUS from out of NOWHERE decides to shoot up the middle lane, the TURNING LANE, and cut right in front of me forcing me to slow down quickly in order to avoid a MAJOR Collision. But dont worry folks, your boy is fine and I happened to snap a pic of this Sh*t for brains for all to see, now if I could just make out that license plate number..hmm....if you spot this MORON on the road watch out!

Or better yet just honk at the JACKASS so he can pull over or slow down, with regards from your bboy! hehehe...

Subway Murder

Now come on now!

What the HELL is wrong with this country!???

We all heard about the man who entered Subway in broad daylight trying to rob the place and ended up killing an innocent man standing in the line! Apparently, there was a struggle with an off duty police sergeant and the gun went off hitting the man, Hubert Winters in the chest. He died right there at the scene...this tragic event reminds me of when that young high school student got shot in broad daylight in Downtown, Nassau..another innocent bystander.. why aren't we hanging again? Please tell me cuz I have no idea! When you can't even walk downtown in the day or even go and buy lunch without some punk with a gun trying to shoot you...boy I tell you..what da HELL is wrong wit dis country man???

On top of that, this killer, Romeo Lynes, was out on bail! For two other armed robbery cases!?

Holy! Plus he is accused of about 20, yes 20 other armed robbery cases! This man should've already been locked away forever and had the key thrown away! C'mon now!

Here is a list of the places and persons this lowlife has been accused of robbing:

1.Snack Food Discount

2. John Chea No.4

3. Lucky Food Store No 2.

4 A Wong & Sons Store

5. Tony McCartney

6. Bristol Cellars

7.Donald Davis's 2000 Nissan Sentra

8. National Fencing

9. He is also accused of having a Mac 11 sub machine gun and a 9mm pistol plus bullets.

WOWWWWWWW!!!

Sounds like this dude has a rap sheet longer than my arm.....

Judge, don't let this man out ever again! He should be locked up like a dog..

or better yet, hanged !

My 5 cents.

Latest Celeb Gossip!!!

Mariah Carey marries actor/rapper Nick Cannon in a quick ceremony at her new home in Windermere, Eleuthera, The Bahamas. The new bride said, "I do." in front of a handful of friends, one of them being her long time pal, Da Brat. The newly weds met on the set of her new video single, "Bye Bye" which Nick was directing. This is the second marriage for Carey who divorced record executive Tommy Mottola in 1998 after five years of marriage. Carey and Cannon did sign a pre-nup, obviously this diva is no dummy!

Perry does the shuffle! Feat. Fred and Obie

Go Perry!

Bitch Slap 2!!

GAWD!!

Bitch Slap!

Holy B-Jezus!

Bahamas High School Fights!

Wow!
Look at these Wild and Crazy Kids go at in School.....





STOP THE WIOLENCE!!!

Bahamas Crime!

A little British Boy's Accidental Death case in the Bahamas.

Sometimes there is NO JUSTICE!
Three men accused in the accidental death of 2 year old Paul Gallager have been acquitted. Little Paul was on vacation with his family on a beach on "Paradise Island" in "The Bahamas" when he was struck by an out-of-control speedboat!

James Bain, the boats driver, and its owners,"Clifford Nottage" and "Evangeless Williamson" were all chearged with "manslaughter".

The deceased boy's parents were not in the court room at time of the verdict, but the boy's uncle who was present was furious of the ruling!

Hopefully there will be an appeal...
My heart goes out to the child's parents...

HOT JUICY ISLAND GOSSIP!!!

LATEST JUICY GOSSIP!

Lisaraye aka "The Ghetto Princess" has posed half naked on the front cover of "Smooth" magazine, May Edition.

It is reported that she is upset with her husband,Michael Misick, who is the Prime Minister of Turks & Caicos for all the trouble he is getting into! He is allegedly caught up in a rape scandal in which one of Lisaraye's galpals has accused the PM of raping her! He denies he raped her but admitted to having sex with her. The F.B.I is investigating the claim.

Misick is also related to The Progressive Liberal Party's MP ,Obie Wilchcombe, whom is his cousin. Misik often visits Nassau, Bahamas to gamble at the "Atlantis Casino". He reportedly has a credit line of 2 million dollars, and is also known to order bottles of fine wine and champagne which costs up to $20,000 each!

Here is the sexy pic!:

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